Japanese Hotel

Why we have problems traveling in Japan:

"My husband and I can go relax. Dinner, dinner or take the wife out of shape, I have my meals alone, we have the room to make a porridge with you later."

This is a translated quote from a travel site that rates hotels. Do you really want to stay at a hotel where your choice is dinner alone or having to take the out of shape wife? (I guess some people would love it!) You COULD have porridge later if you were still hungry, I guess.